What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 02:19

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Thumbs down again.

Kate Middleton shares heartfelt message after unexpectedly pulling out of Royal Ascot - Page Six

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Freaks and Cheeks

Just Forget it!

Tyrese Haliburton's Calf Injury Worries NBA Fans as Pacers Lose G5, Face Elimination - Bleacher Report

Another attempt resulted in ...

Nuts and Butts

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Are MAGA the "useful idiots" for the radical-right billionaires like Charles Koch and Elon Musk?

Minds and Behinds

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why have cell phones, the internet, and reality TV turned the world into a toilet, as this has not advanced us in any way?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

How do I identify fake friends in life?

No, not a chance

Unacceptable again!

share office space ...

How do you get started in bestiality with a dog as a male?

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

UNC Pours It On Arizona in Opener, Piles Up Super Regional Record - 247Sports

No go.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

How did you adjust to civilian life after your military service in the British Army?

Next, they tried...

Hysterias & Posteriors

So, the docs changed it to read

End of an era: Space Launch Complex 37 gets demolished - Spectrum News 13

No way

Still no good

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Space Elevators Could Totally Work—if Earth Days Were Much Shorter - WIRED

Catatonics & High Colonics

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Pocono starting lineup: Denny Hamlin becomes oldest Cup pole winner since 2017 - NBC Sports

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Then came..

So they tried

Red Sox’ Roman Anthony already has done something Alex Bregman hasn’t - MassLive